Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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