You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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