Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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