Did you just see the Batmobile???
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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