i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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