have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I am available for nakedness
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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