I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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