I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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