so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
let's call it "werewolfing"
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now