Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu