Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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