I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
ttyl tear gas
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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