you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
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and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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