If i come over, it means nothing
Ambien. No doubt about it.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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