ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
