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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
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idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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