we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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