So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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