All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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