when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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