Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
the day after is always just damage control
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Are we still banned from the library?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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