Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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