I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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