And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Less talking, more tequila
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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