You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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