And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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