dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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