shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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