so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
