he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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