Heybabeimwearingurpanties
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I have fence marks all over my body
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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