just tell him i said nine months
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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