Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i think i have two assholes
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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