did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
high people should be assigned attendants
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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