Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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