the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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