Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
You smell like stripper and shame
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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