My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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