i think i have two assholes
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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