She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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