Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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