whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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