I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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