I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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