Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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