I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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