Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
