piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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