And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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