She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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