how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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