No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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