By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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