she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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