i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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