Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
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