Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
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She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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