kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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